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Ask Max: Am I a Hypocrite for Telling My Teen Not to Smoke Weed?
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Ask Max: Am I a Hypocrite for Telling My Teen Not to Smoke Weed?

You smoked weed in high school. Now your teen does, too. Does that make you a hypocrite? Max explains why the answer is “not unless you’re lying.”
27 Nov 2025 2 min read
The Year I Terrorized My Teenager (With Holiday Spirit, Obviously)
Snippets from the Dumpster Fire

The Year I Terrorized My Teenager (With Holiday Spirit, Obviously)

When my teenager decided she was too cool for me, I responded as any mature adult woman would—I broke into someone’s house to prove a point. It was festive. It was dramatic. It was the best Christmas she’ll never emotionally recover from.
06 Oct 2025 2 min read
Anxiety made me do it!
Snippets from the Dumpster Fire

Anxiety made me do it!

A story about bad aim, and what avoidance really costs us
14 Sep 2025 3 min read
You Can Trust Me...
Snippets from the Dumpster Fire

You Can Trust Me...

Some people pass down family recipes. I pass down bad haircuts.
07 Sep 2025 3 min read
This is Your Reminder: Call Your Mother
Case Studies in Catastrophe

This is Your Reminder: Call Your Mother

Don't be a menace - or hang out all weekend eating gravy fries.
25 Aug 2025 5 min read
The Tampon Debacle: A Case Study in Unsupervised Adolescence
Case Studies in Catastrophe

The Tampon Debacle: A Case Study in Unsupervised Adolescence

I survived puberty, tampons, and all the chaos in between.
13 Aug 2025 4 min read
Wait, what does that sound mean?
Case Studies in Catastrophe

Wait, what does that sound mean?

Some people run from danger. I wedge myself between winter coats and a vacuum cleaner.
09 Aug 2025 3 min read
Ghosting: Not as Easy as It Sounds
Case Studies in Catastrophe

Ghosting: Not as Easy as It Sounds

College taught me many things…including how to hide from a date under my bed. Some coping skills stop working after the age of 9.
08 Aug 2025 3 min read
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